Seven Marines were killed
today in a bloody confrontation outside
!50!!25!a new car! This top-of-the-line Ford Focus
!50!!25!features power windows, power seats, seating for
a family of five earning less than $50,000
now exists below the poverty line, according to
!50!!25!Kim Kardashian’s new ex-husband Kris
!50!!25!Humphries, who claims the reality star
is better than Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow.
Pre-season games haven’t made a dent in the
!50!!25!visits from Ancient Aliens, this week on
!50!!25!History Channel: history in the making
chocolate chip cookies, y’all! These treats are
my sons’ favorite thing about the holidays
!50!!25!in bus stations and park benches. Home
!50!!25!foreclosures continue to rise, especially
among Golden Globe nominees this year. With
more on that story, we go to our Hollywood
!50!!25!Boulevard shooter gunned down after
!50!!25!spraying gunfire at passing cars earlier this
current slate of Republican candidates can’t seem
to make headway among voters, leaving the race
!50!!25!wide open for Danica Patrick to make her
!50!!25!play for first place! She powers ahead of
the shuttle Atlantis, manned by a crew of America’s
foremost astronauts, including the husband of
!50!!25!Elton John, who spoke on the condition of
!50!!25!anonymity regarding England’s phone hacking
group Anonymous unleashed yet another attack today,
this time targeting Mexican drug cartels, releasing
!50!!25!her fifth number one single from Teenage Dream,
!50!!25!tying her with Michael Jackson for the record
of voting against civil rights for gays and lesbians,
including DOMA and the repealed Don’t Ask, Don’t
!50!!25!squeeze the Charmin! Charmin is softer than
!50!!25!ever before, and leaves fewer pieces behind compared
to the previous season, which saw Ross and Rachel end their
relationship over Ross’s ill-timed affair while he claimed
!50!!25!he needed everything in the house: years’ worth of
!50!!25!newspapers, tin cans, old clocks, rat feces—the smell
of money drifts down Wall Street where protesters
set up camps, food trucks, even a library of books
!50!!25!will be obsolete by the year 2018. Instead, readers will
!50!!25!download literature directly into their brains via
a connecting flight from Hartford to Dulles, where
travelers hoping to be home for the holidays will be
!50!!25!America’s next great fashion designer. Fifteen
!50!!25!designers will be pushed to their limits to create
jobs for working and middle-class Americans.
Congress’s approval rating is at the lowest it has
!50!!25!sleeves, warm fleece to wrap around you
!50!!25!so your arms don’t get cold while you
fight the insurgents outside Baghdad. The war,
President Obama said, has finally come to an end.